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Okaloosa county...that explains it!

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Will B

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Several years ago in Seagrove Beach, a winter visitor who had left for a week to visit other family returned to discover her husband, deceased face-down on the couch, in a compromising position with a pot roast. :eek:

It was a while before I could feed ShallowsFuzz roast beef again.
 
A similar situation occurred in Niceville with the fellow being found by his mom. They were asked to watch the neighbor's home while they were in vacation. The subject was on the couch with a pair of the neighbor's daughter's undies and a defiled ham.
 
Having packed up a deceased snowbird's belongings I can say it's not fun, especially when the survivors wants to dicker over the cost of shipping the belongings home. :roll:
 
Several years ago in Seagrove Beach, a winter visitor who had left for a week to visit other family returned to discover her husband, deceased face-down on the couch, in a compromising position with a pot roast. :eek:

It was a while before I could feed ShallowsFuzz roast beef again.

A similar situation occurred in Niceville with the fellow being found by his mom. They were asked to watch the neighbor's home while they were in vacation. The subject was on the couch with a pair of the neighbor's daughter's undies and a defiled ham.


Anything other than an apple pie is just down right sick and perverted.
 
Having packed up a deceased snowbird's belongings I can say it's not fun, especially when the survivors wants to dicker over the cost of shipping the belongings home. :roll:


:floor:Great choice!
 
Only in Ft Walton...LOL!!!

FORT WALTON BEACH -- A man charged with indecent exposure for pulling out his erect "little man" (edited by me) at the Florida State Vocational Rehabilitation Office told police that he thought a female office worker was "digging him," so he pulled it out to show her.

Man charged with indecent exposure for unzipping at office | office, exposure, female - News - Northwest Florida Daily News

At that point he needed a good shrink.
 
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