opening staff vs. closing staff

[sunspotbaby]

I thought this was too hysterical not to share.


Opening Staff Rails Against Incompetence Of Closing Staff | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Outraged opening staff sources told reporters that past protestations about the closing staff's incompetence have thus far gone unanswered, confirming what Vichas and others believe to be the closing staff's utter lack of respect, not to mention the fact that assistant manager Matt is clearly screwing that Alyssa girl on the closing staff so of course they get preferential treatment.

 

[DuneAHH]

 

[Allifunn]

Poor management

 

[John R]

Like front vs. back, the classic rivalry of a poorly run restaurant.