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Kimmifunn said:
Well you can't churn butter with a toothpick.
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Penis Cake
- Thread starter CJ
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Well you can't churn butter with a toothpick.
Miss Kitty
Meow
jdarg said:
Whew....that was a crack-up jdarg! Hopefully, the next penis cake you see will have been properly groomed!! Happy hairdrying!!!
I can't believe that this thread has 314 posts and I've somehow managed to refrain myself from participating. But alas, I can hold back no longer! 
Subject: Penile raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
*I do physical labor.
*I work at great depths.
*I plunge head first into everything I do.
*I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
*I work in a damp environment.
*I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
*I work in high temperatures.
*My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Response:
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised,
the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
*You do not work 8 hours straight.
*You fall asleep after brief work periods.
*You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
*You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other
locations.
*You do not take initiative--you need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working.
*You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
*You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing
the correct protective clothing.
*You will retire well before you are 65.
*You are unable to work double shifts.
*You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed
the assigned task.
*And if all this is not enough, you have been seen constantly entering and
exiting the work place carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely, The Management
Subject: Penile raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
*I do physical labor.
*I work at great depths.
*I plunge head first into everything I do.
*I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
*I work in a damp environment.
*I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
*I work in high temperatures.
*My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Response:
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised,
the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
*You do not work 8 hours straight.
*You fall asleep after brief work periods.
*You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
*You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other
locations.
*You do not take initiative--you need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working.
*You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
*You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing
the correct protective clothing.
*You will retire well before you are 65.
*You are unable to work double shifts.
*You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed
the assigned task.
*And if all this is not enough, you have been seen constantly entering and
exiting the work place carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely, The Management
kathydwells
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
The penis cake thread is still alive!!! Luvthebeach!!! Too Funny. :rofl: 
kathydwells
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
lollygal said:OMG, 2853 views and 315 (now 316) responses! All over a penis!!
Highly overrated don't you think?
kathydwells
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
kathydwells said:Highly overrated don't you think?
Just kidding....I guess they do play a part in ALL of our lives at some point. ;-)