Penis Cake

[RiverOtter]

Now I don't want you guys challenging me to come up with solutions to problems you don't really have. None of that.:nono1:

Especially when it involves the words "Penis" and "Stumping"

 

[Kimmifunn]

I have had Publix make an "erotic" cake for us once. I don't know about what you are looking for. Check out www.masturbakers.com I'm serious! They make stuff like what you may be looking for. I hope that wasn't inappropriate...but I worked on an entertaining book and that was in the resource guide! You can also probably go to PC and get a cake tin. I can get you one up here in the city and send it down if you'd like!

 

[Landlocked]

I have had Publix make an "erotic" cake for us once. I don't know about what you are looking for. Check out www.masturbakers.com I'm serious! They make stuff like what you may be looking for. I hope that wasn't inappropriate...but I worked on an entertaining book and that was in the resource guide! You can also probably go to PC and get a cake tin. I can get you one up here in the city and send it down if you'd like!

Y'all gotta see that site.

 

[CJ]

I am so evil. I just sent his number to my extremely timid Sri Lankan friend so she could place the order. I could do it myself but probably the only thing funnier than your friend's face would be hearing my friend try to explain what she wants when ordering it from him. God I would pay big bucks to be there for that exchange. She can't even say a word referring to any genitalia without turning beet red.

 

[Smiling JOe]

How did I know that Kimmifunn would find her way to this thread. :laughing1

 

[Smiling JOe]

I am so evil. I just sent his number to my extremely timid Sri Lankan friend so she could place the order. I could do it myself but probably the only thing funnier than your friend's face would be hearing my friend try to explain what she wants when ordering it from him. God I would pay big bucks to be there for that exchange. She can't even say a word referring to any genitalia without turning beet red.

:rofl: :laughing1
I cannot wait to get the phone call from the cake decorator.

 

[CJ]

I have had Publix make an "erotic" cake for us once. I don't know about what you are looking for. Check out www.masturbakers.com I'm serious! They make stuff like what you may be looking for. I hope that wasn't inappropriate...but I worked on an entertaining book and that was in the resource guide! You can also probably go to PC and get a cake tin. I can get you one up here in the city and send it down if you'd like!

That is awesome! I can always count on you guys to come through!!! I'll send her the link after I make her call SJ's friend (which she will probably NOT do) Those cakes are nasty!

 

[Miss Kitty]

PLEASE....NO creamy filling!!!!

 

[CastlesOfSand]

Of course, I just had to look at this thread..... What's next?? :shock:

 

[Jdarg]

What exactly will she have to tell the cake person? A detailed description? Size? Will she have to show a picture of the groom-to-be's ...cake subject?