Penis Cake

[kathydwells]

...and the thread keeps growing and growing, almost like the Energizer Bunny keeps going and going...

I wish!!!!!

 

[Smiling JOe]

Nate, I hope this is not a problem, but the baker does not bake hard Penis Cakes.

 

[kathydwells]

Nate, I hope this is not a problem, but the baker does not bake hard Penis Cakes.

Hey Nate, if it ain't hard...don't take it!!!!!!

 

[Smiling JOe]

How much does one have to beat the ingredients to make a Penis Cake? If one beats the Penis Cake ingredients too long, will the Penis Cake be hard? I have more questions, but that is all I will ask for the moment.

 

[kathydwells]

How much does one have to beat the ingredients to make a Penis Cake? If one beats the Penis Cake ingredients too long, will the Penis Cake be hard? I have more questions, but that is all I will ask for the moment.

SJ, are you PUI? I think I like this side of you. To answer your question, I think it is all in HOW you beat it....to make it hard!

 

[Smiling JOe]

SJ, are you PUI? I think I like this side of you. To answer your question, I think it is all in HOW you beat it....to make it hard!

No, I'm not PUI. I am just being silly.

As Tom Robbins once said, "Life is much too serious to take life seriously."

 

[Jdarg]

I am sure there is a way to incorporate Viagra into the cake batter, which should make the cake hard for a long time and stand up too. At least that's what the commercial says, although I don't think they were talking about cakes.

Like in the ad, you don't see the lovey dovey couple tearing for the kitchen to don the aprons and bake.

 

[RiverOtter]

I am sure there is a way to incorporate Viagra into the cake batter, which should make the cake hard for a long time and stand up too. At least that's what the commercial says, although I don't think they were talking about cakes.

Like in the ad, you don't see the lovey dovey couple tearing for the kitchen to don the aprons and bake.

BUT... if the cake stood up for more than 4 hours you would have to call the baker... right

 

[Kimmifunn]

Looking at the Penis Cake pans, I think we are talking about a flat cake. It may be difficult to get the Penis Cake up. Even if you could get it up, it probably would not stay up for too long.

As long as there isn't whiskey in the recipe it should stand up fine....

 

[Jdarg]

BUT... if the cake stood up for more than 4 hours you would have to call the baker... right

I think as long as you don't put in nitroglycerin you'll be OK.