RiverOtter
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Landlocked said:Wal-Mart
Don't you love when while shopping, someone in front of you parks their big butt right in the middle of the isle to socialize with someone while you stand there trying to get by. I need to take an air horn with me next time I go to Walmart. Maybe a cattle prod
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BeachDreamer said:Or just parking it there while they are shopping. I waited one time for a while, for the owner of a cart (no where in sight) to come move it so I could get by, and after a bit I just reached out and steered it to the side. As soon as I touched it, this little old woman came bustling over and she was so POed I thought she was going to beat me with her cane. I apologized and tried to explain the situation, but she jerked her buggy around and marched off all crabby, glaring at me fit to render me into ashes.![]()
Smiling JOe said:That is when you resort to "shopping for strangers." Grab the nearest item to you, and place it in their buggy. You will smile throughout the rest of your visit to the store.
Then I would smile and blow the air horn.Beach Runner said:I think it's tacky when people leave their shopping carts in some random place in the parking lot instead of the shopping cart corrals. Don't they care that the carts could become projectiles, denting someone else's car? Obviously not.
BeachDreamer said::funn:
I don't know what it is, but I can't read this without laughing out loud. I can just imagine a grumpy peeved guy blowing his air horn at people parked in the middle of the aisle... ROFL!!!
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RiverOtter said:Did you see the movie Jack Ass. They hid in the bushes at a golf course and blew the airhorn right in the middle of golfers back swings. LMAO!!![]()
...and tampons or maxi pads if it is a guy's cart. Maybe even some genital wart cream.Landlocked said:![]()
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SJ-
I love the idea of putting random things in unattended shopping carts. Maybe a giant box of rubbers would do the trick.![]()

Smiling JOe said:...and tampons or maxi pads if it is a guy's cart. Maybe even some genital wart cream.![]()