Please help me

[Suri]

My father is a midget and my mother can not think for herself
I will never have friends, will I?

 

[TooFarTampa]

Not with a face like that ... sorry.

I mean Suri! :funn:

 

[olive]

You may have friends but they will all be Scientologists!

 

[Miss Kitty]

Oh man suri...you are so screwed!!!! BTW...I heard today that your name in Japanese means pickpocket!


TFT...:funn: "I'm suri, so suri"!!!!

 

[30A Skunkape]

My father is a midget and my mother can not think for herself
I will never have friends, will I?

 

[Smiling JOe]

did your midget father eat your placenta like he said he would do?

 

[peapod1980]

My father is a midget and my mother can not think for herself
I will never have friends, will I?

Poor Suri--here's a fun game to keep your mind off your misfortune (scroll down the page to find it):
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[Ocean Lover]

and the game is hilarious!

 

[30A Skunkape]

When was it exactly when Tom came off the tracks mentally? I would have to say when he dumped Nicole, but those of you who pay closer attention may know of wacky behavior that predates that boneheaded move.

 

[Rudyjohn]

Not only is your dad a midget and your mother is a zombie, you're ugly as all get out.