sunspotbaby
SoWal Insider
I thought this was funny. I'm trolling. 
1. Create a thread. Said thread should not involve anything remotely intellectual, anything relevant to the geopolitical world, or anything that a thinking person would care to comment on. Bonus points for threads about spouses and/or pets of relevant political figures.
2. Make sure to end your OP with a qualifier along the lines of ?if you don?t agree with me you must be stupid?.
3. 15 minutes later if no one has answered post that either the contards/libtards must be too afraid to attempt to defend such a topic.
4. If still no one enters your thread make sure you post the following. ?If this was a thread attacking Palin/Obama you bet the contards/libtards would be here?.
5. If someone enters your thread make sure that Bush or Clinton is mentioned right away.
6. Use as many emoticons as possible.
7. Scream at anyone for mentioning Bush or Clinton.
8. Remember, your party is always right and the party of the other is always wrong. No matter what the accusation may be, never admit your own party is just as bad.
9. Anything good that should happen is in spite of the other party and anything bad that should happen is the direct fault of the other party.
10. Bring up Bush or Clinton again. Make sure you note that Bush failed to protect us on 9/11 and that Clinton left a semen stain on a dress. Do this no matter how much you objected to bringing them up earlier and no matter how irrelevant it may be.
11. When proven wrong make sure you accuse the other poster of hating whites/blacks/straights/gays or anything that sounds bad no matter how true it may or may not be.
12. Claim that Palin will be the next president or Obama will win reelection. Do this no matter how incredibly unprovable it may be.
13. Always insist you were right no matter how wrong you were proven to be. If need be just tell the other person the the subject was obviously over their head and they will get it someday.
14. When this is done, start another thread and repeat.
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P.S. This never happens on SoWal.
1. Create a thread. Said thread should not involve anything remotely intellectual, anything relevant to the geopolitical world, or anything that a thinking person would care to comment on. Bonus points for threads about spouses and/or pets of relevant political figures.
2. Make sure to end your OP with a qualifier along the lines of ?if you don?t agree with me you must be stupid?.
3. 15 minutes later if no one has answered post that either the contards/libtards must be too afraid to attempt to defend such a topic.
4. If still no one enters your thread make sure you post the following. ?If this was a thread attacking Palin/Obama you bet the contards/libtards would be here?.
5. If someone enters your thread make sure that Bush or Clinton is mentioned right away.
6. Use as many emoticons as possible.
7. Scream at anyone for mentioning Bush or Clinton.
8. Remember, your party is always right and the party of the other is always wrong. No matter what the accusation may be, never admit your own party is just as bad.
9. Anything good that should happen is in spite of the other party and anything bad that should happen is the direct fault of the other party.
10. Bring up Bush or Clinton again. Make sure you note that Bush failed to protect us on 9/11 and that Clinton left a semen stain on a dress. Do this no matter how much you objected to bringing them up earlier and no matter how irrelevant it may be.
11. When proven wrong make sure you accuse the other poster of hating whites/blacks/straights/gays or anything that sounds bad no matter how true it may or may not be.
12. Claim that Palin will be the next president or Obama will win reelection. Do this no matter how incredibly unprovable it may be.
13. Always insist you were right no matter how wrong you were proven to be. If need be just tell the other person the the subject was obviously over their head and they will get it someday.
14. When this is done, start another thread and repeat.
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P.S. This never happens on SoWal.