Prayers:The Male and Female Versions

[kathydwells]

FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

Amen.


MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh**.

Amen.

 

[Landlocked]

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[seagrovelover]

Woo Hoo KD :clap_1: good one!!

 

[Ocean Lover]

 

[Mermaid]

Like RO said, "This Just Isn't Natural"

 

[Miss Kitty]

You da' Queen, Darlene!