Random Confessions

[Douglas the Intrepid]

seriously?

65 mile per hour winds are more then enough to knock over a tree and take out a power line...better to be prepared!

 

[Douglas the Intrepid]

Oh, Floyd the cat, (full name =Floyd Lawson=dont ask) will require the Fancy Feast and it MUST be Tender Beef Feast (no exceptions, no imitations, no blends) piled delicately on a heaping mound of Original Meow Mix, NOT the Meow Mix for Indoor Cats which he has declared the nastiest invention ever created. He would also request aka 'demand' a small bowl of creamer on the side. Not Kroger brand, not Publix brand, not Walmart brand, but Land O Lakes half & half, you know, the expensive kind. He will then strongly suggest you run the water in the shower or bathtub to the perfect water psi, so he can wash down his terrific meal, as he has deemed drinking water out of a bowl beneath his pay grade. You will not be able to bathe or shower until this duty has been fulfilled. Ok, now you are fully prepared for this Tropical Storm Emergency.

I was unaware that you were an acolyte to such a being of obvious superiority and power my lady Chill! I will immediately begin preparations for the Mighty Floyd Lawson's arrival! Will we be allowed to stay in the house after we see to his needs, or should I get the tent ready for us??! ;-)

 

[Lynnie]

I was unaware that you were an acolyte to such a being of obvious superiority and power my lady Chill! I will immediately begin preparations for the Mighty Floyd Lawson's arrival! Will we be allowed to stay in the house after we see to his needs, or should I get the tent ready for us??! ;-)

Floyd eats just like Cowboy! I don't Cowboy get too accustomed to it, though.

Are All Y'all ready for a rainy arty tonight?

I am kinda' jealous cause it's gorgeous here. I need to get outside, but I have a touch of cocktail flu.

 

[aggieb]

miss kitty's going to dthei's with chill and going to have a great dinner and a bath by candlelight?! what?! i'm jealous.

 

[ChillPill]

miss kitty's going to dthei's with chill and going to have a great dinner and a bath by candlelight?! what?! i'm jealous.

:funn::funn::funn:

 

[ChillPill]

I was unaware that you were an acolyte to such a being of obvious superiority and power my lady Chill! I will immediately begin preparations for the Mighty Floyd Lawson's arrival! Will we be allowed to stay in the house after we see to his needs, or should I get the tent ready for us??! ;-)

Prepare the tents! Do you have lots of tarps and maybe an extra order of Shamwows laying around?

Floyd has been my trusty assistant for thirteen years now, he has helped me write and negotiate many complicated, incredibly complex contracts. His filing skills could improve a bit, but other than that he is the bomb. I have two ex-boyfriends who had the pleasure of his company. They still call to ask what Floyd is up to. He is king.

 

[aggieb]

Prepare the tents!

uh oh. dthei, do you know how to pitch a tent?

 

[Lynnie]

I wouldn't want to be in a tent in the weather Y'all are having.

 

[Miss Kitty]

miss kitty's going to dthei's with chill and going to have a great dinner and a bath by candlelight?! what?! i'm jealous.

...PawPaw says, "NO WAY" is that happening! I don't do tents. ChillP is on her way. ChillP ...I said P!

 

[Lynnie]

OK - tonight is a Tropical Storm Arty!

Where do we start? What are we eating? I vote no cheetoes. Actually something gourmet will be fabu - wine? UGH - I don't feel so well.