Random Rants

[Matt J]

Every year the ATL hooligans come down and rob us. Don't the roving gangs of bored rich housewives from BHAM come down in May to distract and steal?

P.S. I don't care what the issue is, don't throw down your bike to get in the car with your mom and drive off leaving the bike laying in the road.

P.S.S. I own a new bike!

 

[Miss Kitty]

Well, I jsut got word that the hooligans that just left my kondo BURNED a hole in the master quilt! You heard me...BURNED a hole! The good news is they are getting their a$$e$ charged. The bad news is they can only charge them for the quilt...not the shams, the curtains and chair that match. On the bright side, they didn't burn the building down.

Guess I'll be shopping when I get there.

 

[scooterbug44]

Like a cigarette hole or like you have a fabulous new burqah once you add some screening?

 

[Miss Kitty]

Like a cigarette hole or like you have a fabulous new burqah once you add some screening?

I was told about quarter sized. Good for one eye hole, no?

I now think it might have been the OCD wash the comforter chick!

 

[Sheila]

Every year the ATL hooligans come down and rob us. Don't the roving gangs of bored rich housewives from BHAM come down in May to distract and steal?

P.S. I don't care what the issue is, don't throw down your bike to get in the car with your mom and drive off leaving the bike laying in the road.

P.S.S. I own a new bike!

Miss Kitty and I are casing your place. We hear you have an outstanding collection of light up Christmas sweaters and Streisand albums. Those are hot items in hot 'lanta! We'll be watching you! :shock:

P.S. Where do you leave your new bike? We're not that good at being sneaky and don't want to tip off your neighbors.

P.S.S When will you be gone, so we can sneak over there?

 

[Sheila]

Well, I jsut got word that the hooligans that just left my kondo BURNED a hole in the master quilt! You heard me...BURNED a hole! The good news is they are getting their a$$e$ charged. The bad news is they can only charge them for the quilt...not the shams, the curtains and chair that match. On the bright side, they didn't burn the building down.

Guess I'll be shopping when I get there.

Some people will do anything to avoid washing a comforter! :roll:

 

[aggieb]

well, i just tipped the best towing man 10 dollah and told him to go buy himself a beer, for all his hard work. i hate handling man jobs.

 

[DD]

Well, I jsut got word that the hooligans that just left my kondo BURNED a hole in the master quilt! You heard me...BURNED a hole! The good news is they are getting their a$$e$ charged. The bad news is they can only charge them for the quilt...not the shams, the curtains and chair that match. On the bright side, they didn't burn the building down.

Guess I'll be shopping when I get there.

puckers.

 

[Rita]

Some people will do anything to avoid washing a comforter! :roll:

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[InletBchDweller]

Well, I jsut got word that the hooligans that just left my kondo BURNED a hole in the master quilt! You heard me...BURNED a hole! The good news is they are getting their a$$e$ charged. The bad news is they can only charge them for the quilt...not the shams, the curtains and chair that match. On the bright side, they didn't burn the building down.

Guess I'll be shopping when I get there.

:shock: good grief! I hope you can find a matching quilt. I am sorry Kitty...