Red Neck Love Poem

[DD]

SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE;
>SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE
>SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL
>SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.
>
>PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,
>YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.
>I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW,
>BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER.
>
>SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE
>AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL,
>BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,
>HE SAID, "THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.
>
>YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,
>AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YOU' MOTHER,
>BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'
>I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER.
>
>BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD,
>JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY.
>MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE
>YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY.

 

[Kurt]

Somehow from reading the title I knew incest, infidelity, and inbreeding would be involved.

 

[Cheering472]

I love weddings...will they have cake or Ding Dongs? OOOUUUHHH maybe even Twinkies.

 

[Rita]

:rofl: Good one DD!

 

[Gypsea]

 

[DD]

I love weddings...will they have cake or Ding Dongs? OOOUUUHHH maybe even Twinkies.

The menu suggestions are Spam, Lime Jello and of course, Twinkies!

 

[Allifunn]

The menu suggestions are Spam, Lime Jello and of course, Twinkies!

Don't forget the road kill stew

 

[DD]

Don't forget the road kill stew

"You might be a redneck if you think fast food is hitting a deer at 60 miles an hour"

 

[Jdarg]

I think recipes for every item on the redneck wedding menu can be found here, including Tangwiches, Bologna Cups, and my favorite, the Heartpumper Shake.

The official recipe site from the best white trash band around, Southern Culture on the Skids.



http://www.scots.com/recipes/

 

[lindatat]

This hits a little too close to home for me - I'm a Hatfield, you know. (But I'm not my husband's cousin. HOWEVER, his parents were distant cousins, and so were his grandparents, and so on.........It really is kind of scary!