Rosie on The View?

[Kimmifunn]

This is from Gawker regarding Rosie's addition to The View family. I mean this is really funny. Hopefully not offensive to anyone.


According to a report released late last night by the Associated Press, Rosie O?Donnell will be replacing Meredith Vieira on The View. Um, OK? Was ABC particularly impressed with Rosie?s big gay cruise? Is that what precipated this decision?

Honestly, we don?t hate Rosie O?Donnell ? actually, we remember quite fondly those halcyon days when she was ?the queen of nice.? But that?s not really the Rosie we?re dealing with anymore. Nowadays, Rosie does arts and crafts to soothe her lesbian rage and sports a quasi-mullet for dyke cred. And more power to her, but maybe 11 AM on network television isn?t the right place for Rosie. Poor Elizabeth Hasselbeck must be pooping her Theory pants right now.

On the bright side, there?s no doubt that Rosie can and will completely decimate Star Jones. The only hope for peace is if Star agrees to wear one of Rosie?s doo-rags out of solidarity.

AP Release

 

[Smiling JOe]

Girl, please tell me that you don't watch The View.

 

[Kimmifunn]

Girl, please tell me that you don't watch The View.

NO! When I was unemployed I would watch it on the little TVs at the gym. But I'm so shocked they'd pick Rosie!

You watch it though...don't you?

 

[peapod1980]

Poor Elizabeth Hasselbeck must be pooping her Theory pants right now.

This is the funniest freakin' line ever.
Honestly, when I saw it online this morning, I thought maybe it was a joke. Seriously. Rosie in recent years looks like she smells bad.

 

[Ocean Lover]

:shock: I hope she's not going to sing any broadway tunes on The View. What is Babs thinking???!! I don't watch but when my mom visits or when I'm at her house I do because she's a faithful viewer. I had heard a rumour that Elizabeth was going to get booted. I have no idea if there's any truth to that. Ihope not.

 

[Smiling JOe]

You watch it though...don't you?

Oh H_ll no!

 

[Jdarg]

Seriously. Rosie in recent years looks like she smells bad.

Now THAT is funny!!! Ick. Hygiene issues!

 

[Kimmifunn]

Oh H_ll no!

But you sent me a PM asking me to help you get tickets when you're in NY...weird. Must have been another Smiley J. I do have your Star Jones autographed bustier and matching panites here... Do I send them to your home or work address? Just let me know!

 

[Rudyjohn]

The View needs Rosie, I think. But I was very surprised they asked her tho. She can replace the lawyer and Elizabeth.

 

[peapod1980]

The View needs Rosie, I think. But I was very surprised they asked her tho. She can replace the lawyer and Elizabeth.

Do you mean this as in like a math equation?
1 Rosie = 1 Star Jones + 1 Elizabeth?
If so, I agree.