Seinfeldisms

steel1man · Jul 3, 2014

You can't put your chip in the dip, take a bite, and then go back for another dip. It's like putting your whole mouth in the dip.

Will B · Jul 3, 2014

Is he "sponge-worthy?"

steel1man · Jul 3, 2014

The dingo ate your baby?

Lake View Too · Jul 3, 2014

"Are you still the master of your domain?"

Will B · Jul 4, 2014

Did you put the cap on the cup, or did they put the cap on the cup? Who put the cap on the cup?

steel1man · Jul 4, 2014

Shrinkage!

Will B · Jul 4, 2014

It's Festivus for the rest of us!

miznotebook · Jul 5, 2014

Serenity now!!!

Will B · Jul 6, 2014

You have the chicken, the hen, and the rooster. The chicken goes with the hen... So who is having sex with the rooster?

momof2kids · Jul 6, 2014