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Seriously where has Moondance been?

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we're trying to figure out when we can squeeze a few days in october to come down. (this is "festival" season and we're fairly booked.) but it will be either the 15th or 22nd weekend for us, one of those. :D
 
Moondance said:
Put me down and tell me the date(s). Reminds me of a bottle of hot sauce I got last week for donating to Katrina relief: "Well Smack My *ss and Call Me Sally" is the name of it.
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I've had that hot sauce before. It's hot but not as hot as "DAVE'S INSANITY-INFERNO SAUCE":eek:

It's so hot it makes you evil!!!!!!!!! It's a baaaaaaaaaad burn. Makes you want to Smack someone else's *ss and call them really bad names.:twisted::whack:

Just ask my husband. He thought ot would be cute to hand me a litlle sample spoon of chili loaded with the stuff at the Chili Cook-Off one year. BAD, BAD, mistake!!!!!! :pissed::pissed::pissed::nono1::nono1::nono1:
 
gotothebeachmom said:
It's so hot it makes you evil!!!!!!!!! It's a baaaaaaaaaad burn. Makes you want to Smack someone else's *ss and call them really bad names. Just ask my husband. He thought it would be cute to hand me a litlle sample spoon of chili loaded with the stuff at the Chili Cook-Off one year. BAD, BAD, mistake!!!!!! :nono1::nono1::nono1:
That would be an interesting conversation:

MD: "Mr., er, gotothebeachdad, sir, could you tell me about the time your wife smacked your *ss and made you cry like a schoolgirl...?
[Wonder if there's a smiley for this??]

gotothebeachdad: "Well, yeah, it seemed funny at the time. Apparently the stuff was
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and she got
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and that made her
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, then she
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and
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and
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until I thought she was the
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incarnate!! She suggested I drop dead
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immediately or she was going to
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then
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and
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until I
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and
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and
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.

Not pretty, but that's the story, and like I said, I thought it was funny at the time..."
 
OMG you have too much time on your hands.


Are you in Jawja tonight? Cause if you're in Sowal you need to GET TO THE BEACH!
 
Moondance said:
That would be an interesting conversation:

MD: "Mr., er, gotothebeachdad, sir, could you tell me about the time your wife smacked your *ss and made you cry like a schoolgirl...?
[Wonder if there's a smiley for this??]

gotothebeachdad: "Well, yeah, it seemed funny at the time. Apparently the stuff was
burn.gif
and she got
burned.gif
and that made her
anger.gif
, then she
angry.gif
and
cussing.gif
and
shakefist.gif
until I thought she was the
devilfire.gif
incarnate!! She suggested I drop dead
dropdead.gif
immediately or she was going to
boxer.gif
then
brick.gif
and
buttkick.gif
until I
cry.gif
and
cry2.gif
and
cry3.gif
.

Not pretty, but that's the story, and like I said, I thought it was funny at the time..."


We're you there? That is so how this all went down!!!!!!!!
 
jessifunn said:
moondance isn't that hot sauce from tijuana flats??
I was sure that no one would know where it was from, but yes, Tijuana Flats. I can't put anything by you guys. I got tired of putting it on the food so I drink it like this
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Tijuana Flats is a very cool tenant in a shoppping center I was looking at in Orlando between Apopka and Atamonte Springs. Woohoo, big night! I heard they have them all over Florida, where have you been to TF's?
 
gotothebeachmom said:
We're you there? That is so how this all went down!!!!!!!!
Didn't have to BE there, I just know from hard-won experience. I used to think that kind of sh*t was funny too! I was asked if I wanted to ride home in the car or an
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. I decided the car seemed much more comfortable...
 
RiverOtter said:
and look for frog(s) :biggrin:
I'm in Georgia this week(end). I plan to go see DBS tomorrow nite at Jake's, you guys up for a roadtrip?? Say yes, please, please, pleeeease... THAT would be too much fun! AND the State of Georgia has cooperated by closing schools Monday and Tuesday.
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What a country!!
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And RO, I told you Frog's "locked up," and may not be heard nor seen again [insert jailbird frog smiley].
 
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