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Signs your cat may want to kill you.
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DuneAHH
Beach Fanatic
The thread title hooked me laughing...
especially given that my 8yr old 'sweet' cat launched a full frontal attack on me a couple weeks ago. Just flew at me out-of-left-field howling, hissing, bat-$heet swiping & clawing.
Me: :shock: WTF???? Dial 1-800-Xorcist
Then I got my broom and chased him around screeching at the top of my lungs
. That cat did NOT back down! Neutering calms them???? I'd say he's still harboring latent p$$d-offedness over that l'il procedure, and in that moment his desire to kill me exceeded his addiction to snax!
especially given that my 8yr old 'sweet' cat launched a full frontal attack on me a couple weeks ago. Just flew at me out-of-left-field howling, hissing, bat-$heet swiping & clawing.
Me: :shock: WTF???? Dial 1-800-Xorcist
Then I got my broom and chased him around screeching at the top of my lungs
. That cat did NOT back down! Neutering calms them???? I'd say he's still harboring latent p$$d-offedness over that l'il procedure, and in that moment his desire to kill me exceeded his addiction to snax!
Dia
Beach Fanatic
The thread title hooked me laughing...
especially given that my 8yr old 'sweet' cat launched a full frontal attack on me a couple weeks ago. Just flew at me out-of-left-field howling, hissing, bat-$heet swiping & clawing.
Me: :shock: WTF???? Dial 1-800-Xorcist
Then I got my broom and chased him around screeching at the top of my lungs
RIP DuneAHH.
Beauty hunter
Beach Fanatic
DD
SoWal Expert
Actually, I was almost murdered by a cat once.
Mr. DD had this cat that I gave him, but I never claimed that little b*tch. She had had a litter of kittens. We lived in some apartments and someone had dumped another kitten down a ditch by the parking lot. I heard it crying and went to save it. I made the dumbass decision to bring the orphan kitten into the apartment. Let me jsut tell you that Mama Cat came at me and shredded my shorts clad legs to ribbons! She was trying to get at the kitten. By the time Mr. DD pulls her off me, I have lost a lot of blood. It looked like a murder scene.
I backed out the door and he slammed it behind me.
I didn't like the cat before and I sure didn't like her then. Strangely, she got out right after that and disappeared. I swear I had nothing to do with it. Her kittens were still nursing when she left. I had two of them for 17 years.
So yes, they do think about this.
Mr. DD had this cat that I gave him, but I never claimed that little b*tch. She had had a litter of kittens. We lived in some apartments and someone had dumped another kitten down a ditch by the parking lot. I heard it crying and went to save it. I made the dumbass decision to bring the orphan kitten into the apartment. Let me jsut tell you that Mama Cat came at me and shredded my shorts clad legs to ribbons! She was trying to get at the kitten. By the time Mr. DD pulls her off me, I have lost a lot of blood. It looked like a murder scene.
I backed out the door and he slammed it behind me.
I didn't like the cat before and I sure didn't like her then. Strangely, she got out right after that and disappeared. I swear I had nothing to do with it. Her kittens were still nursing when she left. I had two of them for 17 years.
So yes, they do think about this.
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I knew there was a reason we've never had a cat!
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I'm thinking the same thing... actually, we did have one who lived to be very very old. she was wonderful in her own neurotic way.