Signs your cat may want to kill you.

[Jesus]

Mine buries her nose in my armpit and tries to drink the man milk out of my moobs, leaving behind a saliva stain on my shirt. Another one gets on my chest and could give me CPR if he knew how to do mouth-to-mouth. Dad designs some crazy stuff, doesn't he?

 

[Beauty hunter]

I am still laughing about this post 3 days later :clap_1:

 

[scooterbug44]

I don't doubt it - friend had an EVIL Siamese cat - she kept a super soaker in the house just to scare him away from me.

Her other cat loved me.

 

[Jesus]

Really if you want to assess the possible homicidal tendencies of your feline "companion", you might start by checking his Internet browsing history. Sites like www.killowner.com and www.ripjugular.com are dead giveaways. Also are there any sudden changes in behavior? Does he have new friends? You might want to listen in on some of your pet's conversations. Often times killer cats are very vocal about their intentions, but nobody takes them seriously. This a a big mistake. A little vigilance may be all it takes to prevent actions your felines leading to the creation of your chalk lines.

 

[DuneAHH]

Really if you want to assess the possible homicidal tendencies of your feline "companion", you might start by checking his Internet browsing history. Sites like www.killowner.com and www.ripjugular.com are dead giveaways. Also are there any sudden changes in behavior? Does he have new friends? You might want to listen in on some of your pet's conversations. Often times killer cats are very vocal about their intentions, but nobody takes them seriously. This a a big mistake. A little vigilance may be all it takes to prevent actions your felines leading to the creation of your chalk lines.

Also beware cat-atonia due to high cat-college loan balances and cat-astrophically high unemployment rates in the field of mousing.

 

[Lake View Too]

Really if you want to assess the possible homicidal tendencies of your feline "companion", you might start by checking his Internet browsing history. Sites like www.killowner.com and www.ripjugular.com are dead giveaways. Also are there any sudden changes in behavior? Does he have new friends? You might want to listen in on some of your pet's conversations. Often times killer cats are very vocal about their intentions, but nobody takes them seriously. This a a big mistake. A little vigilance may be all it takes to prevent actions your felines leading to the creation of your chalk lines.

Jesus: I think I saw your cat at the local gun and knife show... I'm just watching your back, bro'.

 

[DD]

Y'all crack me up!

 

[Rita]

.................. Dad designs some crazy stuff, doesn't he?

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[Beauty hunter]

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[kitlit]

I think this photo of my brother's cat, Gatorbait, proves that... well... that she'd like to kill EVERYONE!

Yep. :shock: She's possessed...