Snoop Patrol II - An in-depth look

[DD]

1. Do you wear your underwear for more than one day? no.

2. Do you floss, or just lie to your dentist? yes

3. What's the oldest leftover in your refrigerator? potato salad

4. Would you actually eat it? no, but mr. dd would.

5. What do you say to a complete stranger who stares at you with the plastic bag on your hand while you walk your dog? wanna carry it?

6. Do you change your car's oil every 3000 miles? no, but mr. dd does.

7. What would you say to start small talk at dinner with George Bush, George Carlin, George Clooney, and Boy George? By George, it's nice to meet you!

8. Can you juggle? yes i juggle my checkbook very efficiently.

9. Does anybody besides me like Eddie Izzard? who?

10. When will the nurse arrive with the medications again? at the change of shift.

 

[Miss Kitty]

I gotta' go right now...I've had on these underwear for two days!!!!

 

[Mermaid]

I gotta' go right now...I've had on these underwear for two days!!!!

Throw it to the whales!

 

[Allifunn]

Throw it to the whales!

:rofl: :funn:

 

[Allifunn]

7. What would you say to start small talk at dinner with George Bush, George Carlin, George Clooney, and Boy George? By George, it's nice to meet you!

good one DD!!!!!

 

[Teresa]

Throw it to the whales!

NO!!! please spare the innocent whales of this horrendous crime upon their waters!!!!!!!! who knows what lurks in those two day old, used up, seemingly striped drawers?

 

[Allifunn]

NO!!! please spare the innocent whales of this horrendous crime upon their waters!!!!!!!! who knows what lurks in those drawers?

:rofl:

 

[John R]

1. Do you wear your underwear for more than one day?
- only at festivals

2. Do you floss, or just lie to your dentist?
- i floss, just not often enough

3. What's the oldest leftover in your refrigerator?
- something of my brother's from early june

4. Would you actually eat it?
- no

5. What do you say to a complete stranger who stares at you with the plastic bag on your hand while you walk your dog?
- take out

6. Do you change your car's oil every 3000 miles?
- as close to it as possible

7. What would you say to start small talk at dinner with George Bush, George Carlin, George Clooney, and Boy George?
- george, why don't you tell george what you think about the way he's running the store

8. Can you juggle?
- no

9. Does anybody besides me like Eddie Izzard?
- who?

10. When will the nurse arrive with the medications again?
- not soon enough, they were dressed as cheerleaders last night.

 

[Mermaid]

http://www.eddieizzard.com/home.izz

 

[lindatat]

1. Do you wear your underwear for more than one day?

Well, yes, after they are laundered.

2. Do you floss, or just lie to your dentist?

I floss!!!!

3. What's the oldest leftover in your refrigerator?

Some chicken strips that my daughter didn't eat at a restaurant a few weeks ago - keep forgetting to toss them.

4. Would you actually eat it?

Um, no.

5. What do you say to a complete stranger who stares at you with the plastic bag on your hand while you walk your dog?

I don't have a dog - no wonder the stranger is looking at me funny.

6. Do you change your car's oil every 3000 miles?

Not my job. But yes, it gets changed every 3000 miles.

7. What would you say to start small talk at dinner with George Bush, George Carlin, George Clooney, and Boy George?



8. Can you juggle? no

9. Does anybody besides me like Eddie Izzard?

Doesn't seem like it.

10. When will the nurse arrive with the medications again?

Not soon enough.