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South Walton declares their secession from North Walton County (& possibly the U.S.)

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rickybubbles

rickybubbles

Beach Comber
South Walton carries too much of the burden of the rest of the county. South Walton should establish a border fence at highway 98 and make chat holley a burning wasteland as a buffer zone to keep those yucky poor people out. Let the people north of 98 pay for themselves for once. But we should allow the people from 'north walton county' to pay for a special gold star that they can wear while they are here so that they can come to the beaches. That way it will be separate but equal.

p.s. You can drive on the beach here. It is AWESOME!

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Re: South Walton declares their secession from North Walton County (& possibly the U.

John R said:
will you be manning the gate?
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I only want to preserve the southern purity of our lily-white sands!

:floor::floor::floor::floor::floor::floor::floor::floor::floor::floor:

Biometrics and the Mark of the Bush will save us from the potential doity bombs that the Al-Kiteflyer turris in Defuniak are developing. We just need higher fences, more CCTV cameras, and less freedom down here.

Where are your papers? Are your papers in order? You look like you could be from DEFUNIAK, Herr!

CITIZENS! STAY IN YOUR BEACH MANSIONS! DO NOT THINK FOR YOURSELVES! DO NOT LOOK AWAY FROM THE OFFICIAL STATE PORTRAIT OF REAGAN INSTALLED ON YOUR TV SCREENS! WAR IS PEACE! 2 + 2 = 5! TYRA BANKS IS A SWEET PERSON AND SHE LOOKS THIN, DAMMIT!

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Re: South Walton declares their secession from North Walton County (& possibly the U.

rickybubbles said:
I only want to preserve the southern purity of our lily-white sands!

:floor::floor::floor::floor::floor::floor::floor::floor::floor::floor:

Biometrics and the Mark of the Bush will save us from the potential doity bombs that the Al-Kiteflyer turris in Defuniak are developing. We just need higher fences, more CCTV cameras, and less freedom down here.

Where are your papers? Are your papers in order? You look like you could be from DEFUNIAK, Herr!

CITIZENS! STAY IN YOUR BEACH MANSIONS! DO NOT THINK FOR YOURSELVES! DO NOT LOOK AWAY FROM THE OFFICIAL STATE PORTRAIT OF REAGAN INSTALLED ON YOUR TV SCREENS! WAR IS PEACE! 2 + 2 = 5! TYRA BANKS IS A SWEET PERSON AND SHE LOOKS THIN, DAMMIT!
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Oh hold on a sec. Sorry, my brain went temporarily numb.
 
So, North Walton is considered anything north of 98?

I realize you mean this as a joke (I hope), but it really isn't funny. :nono1:
 
Old and dandy

Seems there are lots of resurrected threads here lately. I just found this one by accident. Thought it was quirky enough to bump.

Original poster seems to be wanting to make a point but doesn't quite get there. Good pics.

Enjoy.
 
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