Spray windex on jelly fish stings?

[Smiling JOe]

Take a bottle of rubbing alcohol, add 12 aspirins, and a block of camphor.
Shake it up and dab on chigger bites. Wait 2 weeks and they will quit itching!

I think you found the true remedy, Wait 2 weeks and they will quit itching!

 

[laurawood]

well, for a jelly fish sting, a true friend would pee on you if it hurt that bad.Yes, this takes out the sting too. (dont ask me how i know!)

nail polish over chiggers, preferably clear. will kill them quickly.

 

[Biff]

I had almost forgotten about that movie..wasn't it hilarious?! Funny how I could relate to so much of it....my own parents immigrated from Austria back in the 50's, and so much in that movie hit home with me!
Thankfully my dad didn't walk around with a Windex bottle though
Bless his heart....he passed away a few years ago, but I still chuckle when I think of some of his expressions and words of wisdom, all narrated in very broken English

 

[TripleB]

well, for a jelly fish sting, a true friend would pee on you if it hurt that bad.Yes, this takes out the sting too. (dont ask me how i know!)

nail polish over chiggers, preferably clear. will kill them quickly.

I guess its a preference. Would you rather A.) Suffer the annoying pain of the sting? or, B.) Suffer the humiliation of a friend peeing on you? or C.) Pee on the jellyfish and cut out the middleman?

 

[Smiling JOe]

I guess its a preference. Would you rather A.) Suffer the annoying pain of the sting? or, B.) Suffer the humiliation of a friend peeing on you? or C.) Pee on the jellyfish and cut out the middleman?

Some people pay extra to have someone pee on them.

 

[TripleB]

Some people pay extra to have someone pee on them.

You must be on Darlene's Demented House of Pain and Pleasure's mailing list.

 

[kathydwells]

You must be on Darlene's Demented House of Pain and Pleasure's mailing list.

Ok, Mr. TripleB....enough of the Demented House of Pain.....You are going to give me a bad reputation with the many friends I have made here. ;-)

 

[TripleB]

Ok, Mr. TripleB....enough of the Demented House of Pain.....You are going to give me a bad reputation with the many friends I have made here. ;-)

I'm sorry Mistress.

 

[kathydwells]

I'm sorry Mistress.

No problem TB. On second thought, I have probably done my reputation in all by myself.

 

[Jdarg]

I guess its a preference. Would you rather A.) Suffer the annoying pain of the sting? or, B.) Suffer the humiliation of a friend peeing on you? or C.) Pee on the jellyfish and cut out the middleman?

I just want you somewhere around when I get stung- you will make everyone laugh so hard that EVERONE will pee in their pants! No problem finding a pee supply!

Just so eveyone knows- I have a crush on Triple B. He has totally tickled my funnybone every day since I got home.