Weird Al Yankovich (sp?). I was with a group of girls in Indianapolis for a bachelorette weekend, and we had just finished several bottles of wine in the hotel and were heading out to dinner. The elevator door opened....and there he was! We saw who it was and collapsed on the floor in hysterics laughing- I think we scared him to death 'cause he closed the elevator door and went to another floor. As the door was closing, I'm sure he heard my friend shrieking "I don't think he's THAT ugly!"
John Denver stoned out of his gourd- eyes not just slits but glued shut. At the Hailemaile (again, sp?) General Store, Maui. Think he was smoking the local stuff sold by "Mike Maui".