Sunday Funny

[sunspotbaby]

A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.
He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.
Then he stands up to leave.
'Hey! Where are you going'? asks the bar owner.
'Hey man, I'm a panda! Look it up!' it yells.
So the bar owner grabs his dictionary and reads:
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A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin. Characterised by distinct black and white colouring.
Eats shoots and leaves.

 

[DD]

 

[Beach Runner]

Just added to my list of favorite jokes, most of which I can't repeat in writing.

 

[sunspotbaby]

i can never remember jokes. Maybe I can expand my library and memorize this one to make it a grand total of 2 jokes that i know. Here's the other one:

Three ropes walk in a bar and order drinks. Bartender says "we don't serve ropes in this bar."

The ropes leave and go to a second bar and order drinks. Again the Bartender says "we don't serve ropes here"

Exasperated, One of the ropes has an idea. He ties himself in a knot and frays the end. He tries another bar. Again, the bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve ropes here. You are a rope aren't you?"
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"Nope, 'fraid not!" :roll:

 

[Lynnie]

SSB, I love your funnies!

 

[Teresa]

good ones.

I can never remember a joke either. except for a few really really really bad (sick) ones that I couldn't forget if I tried.

 

[Matt J]

Is that first joke a Panda or a bad date?