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SoWal Expert
Apologies if it's been posted before..............
A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a
house:
"Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the
dog is
in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador
retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I
waspretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about
mygift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to
country,sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders,because no one figured a
dogwould be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for
eightyears running."
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't
getting anyyounger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the
airportto do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters
andlistening in."
"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of
medals.
I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired"
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants
for thedog.
"Ten dollars," the guy says.
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him
so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that sh*t."
A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a
house:
"Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the
dog is
in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador
retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I
waspretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about
mygift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to
country,sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders,because no one figured a
dogwould be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for
eightyears running."
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't
getting anyyounger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the
airportto do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters
andlistening in."
"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of
medals.
I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired"
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants
for thedog.
"Ten dollars," the guy says.
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him
so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that sh*t."
:funn:
