Thanksgiving Divorce

[kathydwells]

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay" he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."

 

[Landlocked]

 

[jessifunn]

that's how k funn parents are getting her to pay her own way home for christmas

 

[seagrovelover]

Good one Kathy!!!!

 

[Miss Kitty]

FUNNy!

 

[Landlocked]

Speaking of Thanksgiving, this year my whole family is going to be in one place instead of me and my wife driving across the state and eating 4 different meals. :clap_1: We are so excited! We can just stuff ourselves and pass out instead of getting in the car. Can't wait.

What is really amazing is that my folks (divorced and remarried) get along well enough to sit at the same dinner table.

 

[Miss Kitty]

Speaking of Thanksgiving, this year my whole family is going to be in one place instead of me and my wife driving across the state and eating 4 different meals. :clap_1: We are so excited! We can just stuff ourselves and pass out instead of getting in the car. Can't wait.

What is really amazing is that my folks (divorced and remarried) get along well enough to sit at the same dinner table.

That IS a blessing!!!

 

[Landlocked]

That IS a blessing!!!

I know. My stepmother and my mother call each other to chit chat. Its really weird to some people.

 

[Rita]

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay" he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."

:funn:

 

[peapod1980]

I know. My stepmother and my mother call each other to chit chat. Its really weird to some people.

LL--I think people should call it "modern" instead of "weird"!