The Fartblossom, the National Flower of Sango Jingo

[Mango]

Audie, this is too funny. Had to give it it's own thread. :funn:

The Fartblossom (Borborygmus paroxysmus) is the National Flower of Sango Jingo.

A malodorous perennial with a familiar bouquet, it has been traditionally used to adorn every bathroom in every home of Sango Jingo. In this way, anyone using the bathroom (toilet) will not be embarrassed as he or she lets the next person in, because it ALWAYS smells that way.
You have to read the page because it's hysterical.

 

[Miss Kitty]

:roll: ...why, oh why do you egg audie on????

 

[Biff]

NOW HOW DID I KNOW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


DANG IT MANGO!!!!!!!!!!







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[audie]

wow, i had no idea i was a national flower - what should i do to celebrate ? i know - free fumes for everyone !!!!

 

[Mango]

:roll: ...why, oh why do you egg audie on????

Because it's funn.
I had to look up the word because I hadn't a clue what it meant.
I looked up fartblossom and in the new urban dictionary, it means "someone very important to you."
I didn't know about any gaseous problems until I read the other threads
I think I like flower is more appropriate now.

 

[audie]

i think a fart blossom is a variation on the term turd blossom...

turd blossom

 

[audie]

:roll: ...why, oh why do you egg audie on????

because she loves me - hey is that a good eye roll or a bad eye roll ?

 

[Biff]

"" (proper noun) One of G.W. Bush's nicknames for Karl Rove. ""
BWHA HAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAA
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[Miss Kitty]

because she loves me - hey is that a good eye roll or a bad eye roll ?

:roll: ...it is never a good sign when Miss Kitty rolls her eyes.

 

[Jdarg]

i think a fart blossom is a variation on the term turd blossom...

turd blossom

Definition #2 is not all bad!
2. (proper noun) One of G.W. Bush's nicknames for Karl Rove.