The New Pet

[kathydwells]

A guy was lonely and decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (100-legged bug) which came in a little white box as its house. He took the box back home, found a good location for it, and decided he would start things off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.


He asked the centipede, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet.


This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. Then he decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "HEY, IN THERE! WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO FRANK'S PLACE AND HAVE A DRINK WITH ME?!"



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A little voice came out of the box -




"I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes!"

 

[Jdarg]

Ba da bing!! Great one KD- thanks for the laugh!

 

[Ocean Lover]

Good one!!!

 

[kathydwells]

Ba da bing!! Great one KD- thanks for the laugh!

Your welcome, Jen-ay!!!!!

 

[Miss Kitty]

:funn: A new favorite!!!!


I am having a problem....usually when I log on, all the posts I have not read pop up. This morning there were only two...I knew that was wrong and went to the forums...I almost missed this one!!!!

 

[Cheering472]

Another good one Kathy :clap_1: Thanks

 

[CastlesOfSand]

I love it!! :clap_1: