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The Next Movie Of The Year....

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This is so funny RO!!!!! :funn:
 
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i just noticed that howard stern wrote the screenplay - that would be 3 hours of nonstop kinky sex, involving midgets, dogs and god knows what else. he can be sooooo gross he's even too much for me. :eek:
 
ktschris said:
:oops: Sorry, but all day I've been thinking that this one should be called
"Bareback Mountian"

^5 kt!!!
 
Beachlover2 said:
Subject: Brokeback Hill, TX

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.

"That's a Daddy Longlegs." her father answered.

"So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" The little girl asked.

"No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.

The father was shocked and asked, "Why did you do that?"

"Well, that might be OK in California and Wyoming, but we're not having any of that crap in Texas."

:funn: Love it! :funn:
 
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