The unofficial tour of the innapropriate wick candles

[Kimmifunn]

Greetings Sowallers,

Kfunn here. The nudie candles are now in my posession.

Here they are working hard for Macy's with me:

Then Dolores, a 28 year veteran here at Macy's that is lucky enough to be in the same room as me even though our jobs have NOTHING to do with each other, decided she would like to pose with the candles. That kitty in her lap is Harry. Dolores has had Harry for 15 years. She leaves him in the recycling bin when she's not here at work. This is a true story.

The next adventure will be the Boat Basin. The candles will be joining me for a birthday party on the upper west side. It's a b'day party for a Sowaller- MCritz.

After that, the candles will accompany myself and my main gays to JFK airport where we will head to Puerto Rico! While in Puerto Rico they will sit by the pool and gaze at the pool boys with us.

Upon their return they will be right by my side as we open a new Macy's in Philly.

I will take them to a few NY hot spots and then if all goes as planned, they will be spending August in LA.

They will also be donning Orange and Blue for the Auburn/LSwho game.

Please stay tuned for the many travels of....

The innapropriate wick candles.

Kisses,
Kfunn

 

[Jdarg]

OMG!!!! I am laughing so hard. Oh Kimmi, you are giving my little darlings the trip of a lifetime!! Thank you!

Oh yeah- feel free to light them for effect if you want!

 

[Ocean Lover]

The candles have a busy summer planned! FUNN! :clap_1:

Is Harry real? He doesn't look real. Why does she leave him in the recycling bin?

 

[John R]

just make sure the candles are not used innapropriately by your main gays in PR.

 

[Kimmifunn]

just make sure the candles are not used innapropriately by your main gays in PR.

Don't worry. I'll make sure they use condoms.

 

[Jdarg]

Don't worry. I'll make sure they use condoms.

 

[TripleB]

Please refrain from putting male candle on birthday cake.

 

[Kurt]

You'd think Macy's would be able to afford more than $3 for a circa 1992 monitor.

 

[Kimmifunn]

You'd think Macy's would be able to afford more than $3 for a circa 1992 monitor.

:roll: Uh...I know.

Are you at work? Did you get my message. It could be the first of many disgruntled Sowallers! :funn:

 

[Kimmifunn]

You'd think Macy's would be able to afford more than $3 for a circa 1992 monitor.

Oh...and I'll see your 1992 monitor...and raise you Lotus Notes.