There once was a man from Nantucket...

[bsmart]

Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.



This is the clean version of the Nantucket joke, but after reading the dirty version I was rolling on the floor laughing. I was tempted to post this after hearing something about this poem on the History Channel--which is supposedly one of the longest running dirty jokes in history.

Anyone care to continue with the poem?

 

[Allifunn]

I am sure Miss Kitty can! ;-)

 

[InletBchDweller]

I did not make this up......

Pa followed the pair to Pawtucket
(The man and the girl with the bucket)
And he said to the man,
"You're welcome to Nan,"
But as for the bucket, Pawtucket

 

[Kimmifunn]

I googled it. It is like NOT ok to post. Well some of them aren't. They were DIRRTAY!

 

[bsmart]

I googled it. It is like NOT ok to post. Well some of them aren't. They were DIRRTAY!

Oh yeah, especially the original Whaling era Nantucket version.

 

[Kimmifunn]

Oh yeah, especially the original Whaling era Nantucket version.

If you keep looking at porn, you'll get a virus. Like Jfunn and PHead.:nono1:

 

[bsmart]

If you keep looking at porn, you'll get a virus. Like Jfunn and PHead.:nono1:

I do not look at PORN.

 

[Kimmifunn]

I do not look at PORN.

BSMART! Yes you do! Remember those links you sent me...that you told me to check out? That was porn. It's ok.

 

[bsmart]

BSMART! Yes you do! Remember those links you sent me...that you told me to check out? That was porn. It's ok.

WHAT!

I get my own FUNN without the use of porn.

 

[bsmart]

I wish this Miami/FSU game would go ahead and wrap up, I have a big day tomorrow and should have been in the bed about two hours ago.