This is a tuff one ! Reported 3 hours ago:

[Leader of the Banned]

Unsure what an Aspie is? If someone who lives in Aspen then no, but I do love it up there.

If it means someone who points out and laughs at liars then yes, if it means someone
who isn't intimidated by other tiny brained sheep who rush to cover the liars then yes.

Define it for me if you are capable without asking for help or lying, thanks.

Do you have Asperger's syndrome? You just seem to miss a lot.

 

[poppy]

Up yours 'ducer-

“Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do.”
― Ronald Reagan

https://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/3543.Ronald_Reagan?page=6

Killer Trees.
After opining in August 1980 that "trees cause more pollution than automobiles do," Reagan arrived at a campaign rally to find a tree decorated with this sign: "Chop me down before I kill again."

This article points out that Reagan was second only to GW when it came to telling whoppers.
http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/features/2003/0309.mendacity-experts.html

Noting President Ronald Reagan's notorious 1980 reference to trees causing pollution (Reagan said: "Approximately 80 percent of our air pollution stems from hydrocarbons released by vegetation."), the authors conclude: "The results reported here call for a wider recognition that an understanding of recent, current and anticipated changes in biogenic VOC emissions is necessary to guide future air-quality policy decisions; they do not provide any evidence that responsibility for air pollution can or should be shifted from humans to trees."

http://www.princeton.edu/pr/news/04/q3/0927-trees.htm

 

[poppy]

A joke about "outlawing" the Soviet Union by President Ronald Reagan turns into an international embarrassment. The president's flippant remarks caused consternation among America's allies and provided grist for the Soviet propaganda mill.
As he prepared for his weekly radio address on August 11, 1984, President Reagan was asked to make a voice check. Reagan obliged, declaring, "My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes." Since the voice check was not actually broadcast, it was not until after he delivered his radio address that news of his "joke" began to leak out. In Paris, a leading newspaper expressed its dismay, and stated that only trained psychologists could know whether Reagan's remarks were "a statement of repressed desire or the exorcism of a dreaded phantom." A Dutch news service remarked, "Hopefully, the man tests his missiles more carefully." Other foreign newspapers and news services called Reagan "an irresponsible old man," and declared that his comments were "totally unbecoming" for a man in his position. In the Soviet Union, commentators had a field day with Reagan's joke. One stated, "It is said that a person's level of humor reflects the level of his thinking. If so, aren't one and the other too low for the president of a great country?" Another said, "We would not be wasting time on this unfortunate joke if it did not reflect once again the fixed idea that haunts the master of the White House."
Reagan's tasteless joke provided additional ammunition for commentators at home and abroad who believed that the anticommunist crusader was a reckless "cowboy" intent on provoking a conflict with the Soviet Union. Ironically, the man who also referred to Russia as an "evil empire" went on to establish a close personal relationship with Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev after the latter came to power in 1985. The two men later signed the Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces Treaty in 1987, which eliminated an entire class of nuclear weapons.

http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/reagan-jokes-about-outlawing-the-soviet-union

 

[Matt J]

How did I lie?

 

[Bob]

No one posting here knows what happened. The video in the convenience store is rather telling however.

 

[Andy A]

Can we all just agree that Reagan was an effing idiot and had sh&1 for brains without anyone being accused of lying?

No we can't, but we can just agree that you are.

 

[poppy]

We'll, that was just nasty and crude. Have a prune juice and a nap and you will awake feeling like your old self. Wait a minute, you've always been nasty and crude.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

He no longer knows in which end it goes. Tell him to take a nap, and he might take a crap. I'm a poet, don't you know it.

 

[Andy A]

You're something else, too, but it can't be posted here. Rhymes with class and pole, however.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

You could say it here if you wanted, but it wouldn't be as funny.