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This one's for Darlene!

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Sheila

SoWal Insider
In honor of Darlene's upcoming, much anticipated, well deserved vacation next week, I thought I'd give her a headstart on her travel journal.

Darlene,

This time next week you will be in SoWal! You would have gotten up before the sun. Packed your "Pink Cadillac", and left your "Sweet Home Alabama" and hit the "Freeway of Love". The anticipation builds with each mile. You are like a "FreeBird" with "Two Tickets to Paradise". At the beginning there was some "Dread" about the drive, but you "Clampitt" because you know pretty soon you'll be "Sittin'on the Dock of the Bay" at the 331 watching the first of a weeks worth of beautiful sunsets, and those beautiful "Tequila Sunrise" mornings.

Finally the Villas are in sight. The Villas are so beautiful, they put the "Hotel California" to shame! You park the car, unpack your gear, greet your friends, and wander to the hammock to enjoy a cold one and wait for Jessifunn. You glance at your watch and realize, it's only "Twenty five or Six to Four". Maybe it's too early for a beer? Then you realize, you're on "Vacation", and besides, "It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere." You pop the top, hop in the hammock, and relax.

Pretty soon Jfunn arrives and wakes you from your "SweetDreams". "Sorry I'm late," she says. "I stepped on a pop top and blew out my flip flop!" "But I'm here now so let's "Get this Party Started"!..................Feel free to continue Darlene's travel log!
 
OMG...GTTBM I don't :wub: you for this, I LOVE you for this. It is truly amazing and I am printing it to save it forever. I can't wait to read it to my sister and my friends that will be there with me. You are so sweet to start my trip report. I will for sure add to it when I get home. I just don't know what else to say, except I thank you so much! I don't know how long it took you to write it, but it is so awesome!!!

See you in paradise!!!!!!!
 
:clap_1: Of all the sowallers that anticipate trips to the beach, Darlene beats them all! I am so excited for you my little Darlene the Funny Queen!
 
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