kathydwells
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Yep, I am blonde...go figure!!!!
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the
assistant for some rectum deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the
woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never
have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that
she has been buying the stuff from this store on a
regular basis and would like some more.
"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any"
'But I always buy it here," says the blonde
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the
pharmacist "YES," said the blonde, "I'll go home and
get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the
pharmacist who looks at it and says to her,
"This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and
reads out loud from the container.........
.
.
.
.
" TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the
assistant for some rectum deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the
woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never
have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that
she has been buying the stuff from this store on a
regular basis and would like some more.
"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any"
'But I always buy it here," says the blonde
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the
pharmacist "YES," said the blonde, "I'll go home and
get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the
pharmacist who looks at it and says to her,
"This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and
reads out loud from the container.........
.
.
.
.
" TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."
