Thursday Funny!

[kathydwells]

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?

Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."

"What's that mean?" asked the child.

Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."

Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, a! nd scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block."
The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"

( YOUR GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!! )


The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

 

[CastlesOfSand]

Cute !

 

[dbuck]

I Love It.

 

[iwishiwasthere]

Too funny. Been there with children before. Nature makes it easy to discuss life situations.


With the new year approaching, I thought I would share this funny.


Inner Peace
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and
we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple
advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all
the things you've started." So I looked around my house to see all
the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the
house this morning.
I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonay, a bottle of
Bailey's, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of
both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake,
some saltines and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.

 

[wetwilly]

:rofl:

 

[skippertoo]

" The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

Good one KD

 

[audie]

this reminds me of a story - my mom, sis and i were coming home from town, we lived about 10 mins outside the city limits. anyway we were coming home one evening and there were some cows mating, my sister started crying saying mommy that big cow is hurting the littler one, why is he doing that? mom said, he's not hurting her, she's just giving him a piggyback ride !

 

[skippertoo]

 

[seagrovelover]

LOVED IT !!!!!!! good one kathy d :clap_1:

 

[dbuck]

KDW, You have probably made me laugh more this year than anyone else I know. Keep up the good work. :clap_1: Hope you and your family have a Happy, Healthy New Year!