She is standing in the kitchen preparing to make minute rice for dinner.
He walks in.
She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me at this very moment."
His eyes light up and he thinks, "Well this is a different, but what the heck!"
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then gives it his all on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the stove.
More than a little puzzled he asks, "What was that all about?"
She explains, "The timer's broken."
He walks in.
She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me at this very moment."
His eyes light up and he thinks, "Well this is a different, but what the heck!"
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then gives it his all on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the stove.
More than a little puzzled he asks, "What was that all about?"
She explains, "The timer's broken."
...15 minutes of fame!!!
It works though. 
