Ticket

[Landlocked]

Well my friend...we may be calling you Locked Up instead of Landlocked. Now, get RO on the horn and find out about that Valentine thingie!!!

That is what is so stupid about the whole thing. I drive like grandpaw. My wife hates it when I drive. She's going to think I've lost my mind when she hears about my ticket but she can't complain. She's got a one of those spikes on her dash that she sticks hers down on.

 

[katie blue]

I couldn't help it. I was listening to an old Ray Charles song from the Blues Brothers soundtrack. Shake a tailfeather. You know that one?

There once was a fellow named Landlocked
Who was goin' too fast when he got clocked
Doing "just" 93
But they let him go free
When they heard just how awesome that song rocked!


KB is bored today. Apologies.

 

[Landlocked]

There once was a fellow named Landlocked
Who was goin' too fast when he got clocked
Doing "just" 93
But they let him go free
When they heard just how awesome that song rocked!


KB is bored today. Apologies.

:clap_1:

You know the song I'm talking about?

 

[katie blue]

Of course!

 

[Landlocked]

Of course!

It's hard to "do the monkey" while you're driving but I was trying.

 

[Miss Kitty]

Start counting your change LL...it's going to be a big one! Remember when Mr. K got clocked in LA....it was around $200.00 and he was going like 87 in a 70!!!! Funny thing is, he usually drives like a gramps, too!!!

Like I told him..."You do the crime, you do the time!!" But, you could always find a lawyer on TV or a billboard.

 

[Landlocked]

Start counting your change LL...it's going to be a big one! Remember when Mr. K got clocked in LA....it was around $200.00 and he was going like 87 in a 70!!!! Funny thing is, he usually drives like a gramps, too!!!

Like I told him..."You do the crime, you do the time!!" But, you could always find a lawyer on TV or a billboard.

I imagine this one will cost me some change. Looks like I'll have to pawn Mrs. LL's rings.

 

[Miss Kitty]

I imagine this one will cost me some change. Looks like I'll have to pawn Mrs. LL's rings.

That would get you some serious time in the DOGHOUSE!!!

 

[Landlocked]

That would get you some serious time in the DOGHOUSE!!!

Looks like yours has been suspended, too.

 

[Miss Kitty]

Looks like yours has been suspended, too.

OMG...my long lost cuzzin...TOONCES!!! That cat is a BAAAAD driver!!

Miss K drives like a bat out of HE!!, but doesn't get caught!!! Slick baby, slick!