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Tips On Old Age...
- Thread starter RiverOtter
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kathydwells
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
:rofl: 
Landlocked
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never trust a fart
CastlesOfSand
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Landlocked
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That "never trust a fart" thing reminds me of something I saw in the Home Depot parking lot not too long ago. I was walking by this old couple who had bought a five gallon bucket of paint. The old guy was trying to pick this thing up out of the buggy and get it in the trunk when I heard this loud wet fart sound -BRRRRRDDDT-. He quickly got that "oh my god" look on his face.
His wife was horrified and started yelling at him because he "Did it again". I watched from the safety of my truck as the wife made him ride home kneeling down in the back seat. It was one of the funniest and saddest things I've ever witnessed.
His wife was horrified and started yelling at him because he "Did it again". I watched from the safety of my truck as the wife made him ride home kneeling down in the back seat. It was one of the funniest and saddest things I've ever witnessed.
seagrovelover
little sugar
Landlocked said:That "never trust a fart" thing reminds me of something I saw in the Home Depot parking lot not too long ago. I was walking by this old couple who had bought a five gallon bucket of paint. The old guy was trying to pick this thing up out of the buggy and get it in the trunk when I heard this loud wet fart sound -BRRRRRDDDT-. He quickly got that "oh my god" look on his face.
His wife was horrified and started yelling at him because he "Did it again". I watched from the safety of my truck as the wife made him ride home kneeling down in the back seat. It was one of the funniest and saddest things I've ever witnessed.
LL OMG, are you making that up?????????????
Landlocked
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seagrovelover said:LL OMG, are you making that up?????????????
Unfortunately, no. Ole man crapped his pants and I just happened to be walking along right behind them.
RiverOtter
got any pics?
Landlocked said:That "never trust a fart" thing reminds me of something I saw in the Home Depot parking lot not too long ago. I was walking by this old couple who had bought a five gallon bucket of paint. The old guy was trying to pick this thing up out of the buggy and get it in the trunk when I heard this loud wet fart sound -BRRRRRDDDT-. He quickly got that "oh my god" look on his face.
His wife was horrified and started yelling at him because he "Did it again". I watched from the safety of my truck as the wife made him ride home kneeling down in the back seat. It was one of the funniest and saddest things I've ever witnessed.
Oh... I'm dying here :rofl:
Landlocked
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RiverOtter said:Oh... I'm dying here :rofl:
There is nothing quite like seeing an old man riding on his knees in the back seat.