kimbug
Beach Lover
NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN
D A M N I T O L:
Take 2 and the rest of the world can be driven nuts for up to 8 full hours.
E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N:
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.
ST. M O M M A'S W O R T:
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.
P E P T O B I M B O:
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.
D U M B E R O L:
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
F L I P I T O R:
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
M E N I C I L L I N:
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. Can we get naked now?
B U Y A G R A:
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
J A C K A S S P I R I N
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.
A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T:
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in or out of elevators.
N A G A M E N T:
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him.
Now, send these to any woman who needs a good laugh, and any man who can handle it.
D A M N I T O L:
Take 2 and the rest of the world can be driven nuts for up to 8 full hours.
E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N:
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.
ST. M O M M A'S W O R T:
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.
P E P T O B I M B O:
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.
D U M B E R O L:
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
F L I P I T O R:
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
M E N I C I L L I N:
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. Can we get naked now?
B U Y A G R A:
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
J A C K A S S P I R I N
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.
A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T:
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in or out of elevators.
N A G A M E N T:
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him.
Now, send these to any woman who needs a good laugh, and any man who can handle it.
Thanks kimbug!!!