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Top 16 Country Love Songs

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DD

DD

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16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed
>Your Ass Out All Day Long.
>
>15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number
>Two On You.
>
>14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
>
>13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
>
>12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So
>Well.
>
>11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' better.
>
>10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm
>Afraid She'd Win.
>
>9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon
>Tonight.
>
>8. I'm So
>Miserable Without You, It's Almost Like Having You Here.
>
>7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be
>Out Of Prison By Now.
>
>6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do
>Miss Him.
>
>5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.
>
>4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
>
>3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure.
>
>2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer.
>
>And the Number one Country Western song is. . . .
>
>1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed with Ugly Women, but I've
>Sure Woke Up With a Few

:rolling:
 
destindreamin said:
>
>
16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed
>Your Ass Out All Day Long.
>
>15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number
>Two On You.
>
>14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
>
>13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
>
>12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So
>Well.
>
>11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' better.
>
>10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm
>Afraid She'd Win.
>
>9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon
>Tonight.
>
>8. I'm So
>Miserable Without You, It's Almost Like Having You Here.
>
>7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be
>Out Of Prison By Now.
>
>6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do
>Miss Him.
>
>5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.
>
>4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
>
>3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure.
>
>2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer.
>
>And the Number one Country Western song is. . . .
>
>1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed with Ugly Women, but I've
>Sure Woke Up With a Few

:rolling:
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WOW! Your day must have really sucked! These are good though. I have actually been able to hum a few bars to the first 12!!!!! :funn::funn::funn:
 
Only in TX! Those are dag gum hysterical!
 
RiverOtter said:
The Gin Blossoms <--- not a country band, did a song once called "You Can't Call It Cheatin If She Reminds Me Of You" ... somehow GB wouldn't let that one slide :biggrin:
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