Top Ten Reasons it would be cool to live on Pluto

[Lake View Too]

1. Save a lot of money on sunscreen
2. No more stories about Donald Trump
3.Confederate flag? What Confederate flag?
4. (Fill in the blanks)

 

[Jimmy T]

4. Summer on Pluto lasts about 50 years.

 

[Will B]

On Pluto I would weigh only 15.41 pounds!

 

[steel1man]

Lots of suspected Snow...#skithepowder

 

[Bob]

what?? no Uranus jokes????

 

[Lake View Too]

OK, if you insist: from here, Uranus is so big it can block out the sun!

 

[poppy]

You can shove Pluto in Uranus.

 

[Will B]

There's a ring of debris around Uranus!

 

[Will B]

HA HA HA HA HA!! Pluto does even rate as a real planet on our own discussion board!

 

[Leader of the Banned]

5. You can see Uranus without using a mirror.