Try this at home

[Jdarg]

Boy, I didn't know that if I had held a match to Alex's bum all those years ago, he could have been the star of that video instead!

Ha ha- poor Alex- away at school and we are talking about his flammable gas issues!

Wonder if the lighter trick works on dogs. I need to step out of the computer room for a moment- it seems the boy dog has some serious tooting issues. The other dog left quickly too!

 

[audie]

Ha ha- poor Alex- away at school and we are talking about his flammable gas issues!

Wonder if the lighter trick works on dogs. I need to step out of the computer room for a moment- it seems the boy dog has some serious tooting issues. The other dog left quickly too!

poor dory has tooty problems too - she can stink up an entire house. i would be afraid to light a match anywhere in the house after she's farted, much less next to her butt. i'll bet all that hair burns pretty quick huh ?

 

[Mermaid]

What I want to know is how the male of the species can fart on will.

 

[audie]

What I want to know is how the male of the species can fart on will.

hmmmmm - good question... i haven't mastered that talent yet !

 

[Jdarg]

What I want to know is how the male of the species can fart on will.

Will's explanation (I just asked him)

"We place a higher value on our farts. We save them up through the school day. Girls let them out all day."

I'm so glad he has learned something in 7th grade.:roll:

 

[Smiling JOe]

What I want to know is how the male of the species can fart on will.

It is not the entire male species who can do this farting at will. Growing up, I know of only one guy who could do it.

 

[Kimmifunn]

Maybe everyone should give this a go after their Cinco De Mayo celebration?

 

[30ARules]

It is not the entire male species who can do this farting at will. Growing up, I know of only one guy who could do it.

Yeah, it was my college roommate

This is one of those secrets that separates men from women and can never be divulged. We take a secret oath to be in the men's club and breaking this oath would crack the time continuum and cause mass hysteria of the raining cats and dogs variety!

 

[audie]

Maybe everyone should give this a go after their Cinco De Mayo celebration?

eeewwww - hershey squirts !

 

[Cheering472]

Will's explanation (I just asked him)

"We place a higher value on our farts. We save them up through the school day. Girls let them out all day."

I'm so glad he has learned something in 7th grade.:roll:

Ya gotta love that boy!