Tuesday's Funny

[Smiling JOe]

For those of you who are tired of doing your own taxes, I understand from watching a commercial, that Dan's Pawn Shop, located in Panama City, will do your taxes for you. Dan says, "You've trusted us for years, so why not let us do your taxes?"

That is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.:funn:

 

[CastlesOfSand]

Dan's Pawn Shop = Trustworthy Certified Accountant and Consultant :shock: That is funny!!!!!

 

[kathydwells]

For those of you who are tired of doing your own taxes, I understand from watching a commercial, that Dan's Pawn Shop, located in Panama City, will do your taxes for you. Dan says, "You've trusted us for years, so why not let us do your taxes?"

That is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.:funn:

How funny!!!!

And while you are in here having your taxes done by us, you think you might need to pawn that ring to pay your taxes????

 

[lindatat]

Another Tuesday funny:

For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you open a bottle of wine:

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.

With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car. Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.

"What's in the bag?" Asked the old woman.

Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband."

The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two.

Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said, "Good trade."

 

[Franny]

Happily married but good one! :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1:

 

[Cap'nCrazy]

Good one!!!

 

[jessifunn]

i don't like it................ i love it! :clap_1:

 

[Miss Kitty]

wheeeeeeeeeeeee...and hee hee!