kathydwells
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Those clever little turkeys. 
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Turkey Day
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Miss Kitty
Meow
hee hee hee
seagrovelover
little sugar
tee hee
Landlocked
Beach Fanatic
GHOST SEX
A professor at Texas A & M University was
giving a lecture of the
supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience,
he asks, "How many
people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90
students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of
you who believe in ghosts,
do any of you think you have seen a
ghost?"
About 40 students
raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take
this seriously.
Has anyone here ever talked to a
ghost?"
About 15 students
raise their hand.
"Has anyone here ever touched a
ghost?"
3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one
question further...Have
any of you ever made love to a
ghost?"
Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The
professor takes off his
glasses, and says "Son, all the years I've
been giving this lecture, no
one has ever claimed to have made love to a
ghost. You've got
to come up here and tell us about your
experience."
The big redneck student replied with a nod
and a grin, and began to make
his way up to the podium. When he reached the
front of the room,
the professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what
it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
Bubba replied, "Shiiiit! From way back
thar I thought you said "Goats."
A professor at Texas A & M University was
giving a lecture of the
supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience,
he asks, "How many
people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90
students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of
you who believe in ghosts,
do any of you think you have seen a
ghost?"
About 40 students
raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take
this seriously.
Has anyone here ever talked to a
ghost?"
About 15 students
raise their hand.
"Has anyone here ever touched a
ghost?"
3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one
question further...Have
any of you ever made love to a
ghost?"
Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The
professor takes off his
glasses, and says "Son, all the years I've
been giving this lecture, no
one has ever claimed to have made love to a
ghost. You've got
to come up here and tell us about your
experience."
The big redneck student replied with a nod
and a grin, and began to make
his way up to the podium. When he reached the
front of the room,
the professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what
it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
Bubba replied, "Shiiiit! From way back
thar I thought you said "Goats."
kathydwells
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Landlocked said:
:funn: :rofl:
:clap_1:
RiverOtter
got any pics?
Too funny :funn:
seagrovelover
little sugar
LL...... :clap_1: my hubby loved this one!!!!!! he has some pretty good goat jokes........but I cant post them!!!!! DIRTY