Skelly
Ruler Of Eternia
So i got this "message" from this HOT lady,and i was like "skelly you still got it!"------------------------------------------------------
What's up!
So, i guess the time has arrived for me to start using this myspace thing. I can resist it no longer.. Let the obsession begin! I took a look at your "space" and well, I liked what I saw.. ;p
SKELLY-AWESOME!
So.. ya
my name is Amber. I think me and you should be friends, cause you seem pretty fun, and smart, and maybe even cute! (it's everso hard to tell in this cruel digital world..
SKELLY-OH,YEAH IM CUTE....
anyway, i would go on and on, but I want to get an answer from you first! You should check out my other "space" on this other site, I'm allllways on over there: www.look4friends.net?id=2201&mypics (my username is sunshinexoxo). I doubt if i'll be logging in here everyday anyway. Then maybe we could chat sometime! you know what they say.. appearance catches the eyes, but personality catches the heart.. LOL!
UM....OK...I GUESS I CAN WRITE YOU THERE,ALLTHO IM WONDERING WHY YOU CANT WRITE ME---YOU KNOW WHAT IM A GUY,WHICH MEANS WE'RE HORNY AND STUPID AT THE SAME TIME,SO YEAH---ILL WRITE YOU THERE....SURE.
talk to you soon,
Amber
AND THEN THE STRANGEST THING HAPPENED,I RECIVED THIS MESSAGE A FEW MINUTES LATER......
Hey there buster brown..
SKELLY---buster?--my name's not buster brown,but ok,its more creative than "what's up"
So, i guess the time has arrived for me to start using this site. I can resist no more.. Let the obsession begin! I took a look at your page and well, I liked what I saw..
SKELLY--WOW,THATS FUNNY CAUSE SOMEONE ELSE JUST TOLD ME THEY LIKED WHAT THEY SAW TOO.......
So.. ya my name is Megan. I think we should probably be friends, because you seem pretty fun, and interesting, and maybe even cute! (it's everso tough to tell in this crazy digital world..
SKELLY-WAIT A SECOND..........
anyways, i would go on and on, but I want to get a response from you first! You should check out my other profile on this other site, I'm allllways on over there: www.myfriendspace.net?id=2201&mypics (my username is hotmicky). I probably won't be coming here everyday anyway. Then maybe we could chat sometime! you know what they say.. looks wins over the eyes, but personality wins over the heart.. LOL!
SKELLY-OH GOD NO...........
talk to you soon,
Megan
SKELLY-HUMANS--LISTEN TO ME,NORMALLY I WOULD NOT BE CONCERNED BUT SINCE THIS HAS AFFECTED ME AS WELL,I MUST WARN YOU.OVER THE NEXT 3 HOURS I PONDERED ON THESE 2 "MESSAGES" WHY DID MEGAN AND AMBER SOUND THE SAME---WERE THEY TWINS? WERE THEY SPEAKING TO ME THRU CODE,OR WAS THIS SOME SORT OF PATHETIC ATTEMPT TO GET LONELY HORNY GUYS TO SPEND MORE MONEY ON HOT GIRLS THAT DONT LIKE THEM, JUST THERE MONEY ,CAUSE THEY'RE DIRTY DIRTY LITTLE WHORES,BY STARTING UP FAKE MYSPACE PAGES ONLY TELLING YOU "IF YOU WANT TO SEE MY BOOBIES GOT TO WWW.SEEMYBOOBIES.COM/AMBER'SBOOBIES " AND THEN CAUSING THESE MORON GUYS TO FALL FURTHER INTO DEBT,ONLY TO BECOME HOMELESS BY AGE 45 AFTER THERE PARENTS DIE IN SOME FREAK POTATO FACTORY ACCIDENT,AND HE CANT AFFORD TO PAY THE RENT OF HIS PARENTS PLACE THAT HE WAS RENTING THE BASEMENT FROM,SO HE THEN CRACKS BY THE AGE OF 47 SCREAMING AT PEOPLE ON THE STREETS ON NEW YORK THROWING HIS FECES AT DOGS SAYING"YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!?!?!" THEN IS ARRESTED AND PUT ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE NEW YORK POST TURNED INTO A MADMAN--"FECES THROWER STRIKES AGAIN!" HIS STORY IS THEN TURNED INTO A LIFETIME TELEVISION MOVIE WRITTEN BY THE GUY WHO WROTE "RADIO" IT GETS HORRIBLE REVIEWS,IT CAUSES PEOPLES BRAINS TO EXPLODE,DRIVING SOME TO MADNESS,CAUSING RIOTS,AND THEN BLOWING UP THE PLANET---THE SAME PLANET YOU LIVE ON---THE SAME PLANET IM TRYING TO TAKE OVER WITH---and i dont need feces to it---OFCOUSE MOMENTS AFTER I HAD THIS "THOUGHT",THE MOUNTAIN DEW WORE OFF AND I CAME UP WITH A MORE LOGICAL AND SANE IDEA-------THEY'RE ROBOTS TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.WELL TO THAT I SAY "ROBO-AMBER AND ROBO-MEGAN,JOIN ME IN MY BATTLE TO TAKE OVER THIS WORLD FILLED WITH FECES THROWING HORNY GUYS,JOIN ME OR I WILL HAVE TO STOP YOU.YOU SEE,ONLY I WILL RULE THIS PLANET....AND NOT SOME ROBOBOOBIE WOMEN" DONT GET ME WRONG--BOOBIES TURN ME ON---JUST SAYING BOOBIES TURN ME ON---BUT ROBOBOOBIES?--THAST JUST SICK. MY POINT OF THIS? I DONT KNOW......its early in the morning.....BUT IF I HAD TO COME UP WITH ONE---ITS THIS------BE WARNED FELLOW MINIONS OF THIS TYPE OF "TOMFOOLERY" THIS SNEAKY WAY OF GETTING YOUR HARD EARN MONEY IS EVERYWHERE---JUST BE SUSPICIOUS OF EVERYTHING,NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME IM GOING TO GO PICK OUT 18 MAGAZINES TO SUBSCRIBE TO SO THAT I CAN WIN OVER A MILLION DOLLARS!!!!! SKELLY'S GONNA BE RICH!
What's up!
So, i guess the time has arrived for me to start using this myspace thing. I can resist it no longer.. Let the obsession begin! I took a look at your "space" and well, I liked what I saw.. ;p
SKELLY-AWESOME!
So.. ya
my name is Amber. I think me and you should be friends, cause you seem pretty fun, and smart, and maybe even cute! (it's everso hard to tell in this cruel digital world.. SKELLY-OH,YEAH IM CUTE....
anyway, i would go on and on, but I want to get an answer from you first! You should check out my other "space" on this other site, I'm allllways on over there: www.look4friends.net?id=2201&mypics (my username is sunshinexoxo). I doubt if i'll be logging in here everyday anyway. Then maybe we could chat sometime! you know what they say.. appearance catches the eyes, but personality catches the heart.. LOL!
UM....OK...I GUESS I CAN WRITE YOU THERE,ALLTHO IM WONDERING WHY YOU CANT WRITE ME---YOU KNOW WHAT IM A GUY,WHICH MEANS WE'RE HORNY AND STUPID AT THE SAME TIME,SO YEAH---ILL WRITE YOU THERE....SURE.
talk to you soon,
Amber
AND THEN THE STRANGEST THING HAPPENED,I RECIVED THIS MESSAGE A FEW MINUTES LATER......
Hey there buster brown..
SKELLY---buster?--my name's not buster brown,but ok,its more creative than "what's up"
So, i guess the time has arrived for me to start using this site. I can resist no more.. Let the obsession begin! I took a look at your page and well, I liked what I saw..
SKELLY--WOW,THATS FUNNY CAUSE SOMEONE ELSE JUST TOLD ME THEY LIKED WHAT THEY SAW TOO.......
So.. ya
my name is Megan. I think we should probably be friends, because you seem pretty fun, and interesting, and maybe even cute! (it's everso tough to tell in this crazy digital world.. SKELLY-WAIT A SECOND..........
anyways, i would go on and on, but I want to get a response from you first! You should check out my other profile on this other site, I'm allllways on over there: www.myfriendspace.net?id=2201&mypics (my username is hotmicky). I probably won't be coming here everyday anyway. Then maybe we could chat sometime! you know what they say.. looks wins over the eyes, but personality wins over the heart.. LOL!
SKELLY-OH GOD NO...........
talk to you soon,
Megan
SKELLY-HUMANS--LISTEN TO ME,NORMALLY I WOULD NOT BE CONCERNED BUT SINCE THIS HAS AFFECTED ME AS WELL,I MUST WARN YOU.OVER THE NEXT 3 HOURS I PONDERED ON THESE 2 "MESSAGES" WHY DID MEGAN AND AMBER SOUND THE SAME---WERE THEY TWINS? WERE THEY SPEAKING TO ME THRU CODE,OR WAS THIS SOME SORT OF PATHETIC ATTEMPT TO GET LONELY HORNY GUYS TO SPEND MORE MONEY ON HOT GIRLS THAT DONT LIKE THEM, JUST THERE MONEY ,CAUSE THEY'RE DIRTY DIRTY LITTLE WHORES,BY STARTING UP FAKE MYSPACE PAGES ONLY TELLING YOU "IF YOU WANT TO SEE MY BOOBIES GOT TO WWW.SEEMYBOOBIES.COM/AMBER'SBOOBIES " AND THEN CAUSING THESE MORON GUYS TO FALL FURTHER INTO DEBT,ONLY TO BECOME HOMELESS BY AGE 45 AFTER THERE PARENTS DIE IN SOME FREAK POTATO FACTORY ACCIDENT,AND HE CANT AFFORD TO PAY THE RENT OF HIS PARENTS PLACE THAT HE WAS RENTING THE BASEMENT FROM,SO HE THEN CRACKS BY THE AGE OF 47 SCREAMING AT PEOPLE ON THE STREETS ON NEW YORK THROWING HIS FECES AT DOGS SAYING"YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!?!?!" THEN IS ARRESTED AND PUT ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE NEW YORK POST TURNED INTO A MADMAN--"FECES THROWER STRIKES AGAIN!" HIS STORY IS THEN TURNED INTO A LIFETIME TELEVISION MOVIE WRITTEN BY THE GUY WHO WROTE "RADIO" IT GETS HORRIBLE REVIEWS,IT CAUSES PEOPLES BRAINS TO EXPLODE,DRIVING SOME TO MADNESS,CAUSING RIOTS,AND THEN BLOWING UP THE PLANET---THE SAME PLANET YOU LIVE ON---THE SAME PLANET IM TRYING TO TAKE OVER WITH---and i dont need feces to it---OFCOUSE MOMENTS AFTER I HAD THIS "THOUGHT",THE MOUNTAIN DEW WORE OFF AND I CAME UP WITH A MORE LOGICAL AND SANE IDEA-------THEY'RE ROBOTS TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.WELL TO THAT I SAY "ROBO-AMBER AND ROBO-MEGAN,JOIN ME IN MY BATTLE TO TAKE OVER THIS WORLD FILLED WITH FECES THROWING HORNY GUYS,JOIN ME OR I WILL HAVE TO STOP YOU.YOU SEE,ONLY I WILL RULE THIS PLANET....AND NOT SOME ROBOBOOBIE WOMEN" DONT GET ME WRONG--BOOBIES TURN ME ON---JUST SAYING BOOBIES TURN ME ON---BUT ROBOBOOBIES?--THAST JUST SICK. MY POINT OF THIS? I DONT KNOW......its early in the morning.....BUT IF I HAD TO COME UP WITH ONE---ITS THIS------BE WARNED FELLOW MINIONS OF THIS TYPE OF "TOMFOOLERY" THIS SNEAKY WAY OF GETTING YOUR HARD EARN MONEY IS EVERYWHERE---JUST BE SUSPICIOUS OF EVERYTHING,NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME IM GOING TO GO PICK OUT 18 MAGAZINES TO SUBSCRIBE TO SO THAT I CAN WIN OVER A MILLION DOLLARS!!!!! SKELLY'S GONNA BE RICH!
...I hear it's HOT up your way, Skelly, but that is ridiculous!
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