Unicorn Meat

[Matt J]

Now available!

ThinkGeek :: Canned Unicorn Meat

Radiant Farms Canned Unicorn Meat Specifications

• 14 ounces of delicious unicorn meat, canned for your convenience
• Imported from a small independent cannery in County Meath, Ireland
• Crunchy horn bits in every bite - an excellent source of Calcium
• Tastes like rotisserie chicken but with a hint of marshmallow sweetness
• Easily spreadable for sandwiches, hors d'oeuvres, and more
• Sparkly meat lends the unmistakable air of class and sophistication to your parties
• Unlike other meats, unicorn fat is polyunsaturated and lowers your LDL cholesterol
• Not yet approved by the USDA or FDA, but the nuns have eaten it for centuries and they're healthy as horses
• Okay, for real: you can't eat this. It's a dismembered stuffed unicorn in a can.
• The bottom of the tin is easily removable to gain access to the mini dead unicorn inside. No can opener needed!

 

[lili]

Isn't it easier to get the soy unicorn at For the Health of It?

 

[Matt J]

 

[kitlit]

:funn: Superglue???

 

[kitlit]

P.S. ~ I really like the Geeks' new website format... much easier to navigate than the old one...

 

[Allifunn]

Doing more birthday shopping, I see...............

 

[AndrewG]

I thought this would be of a pornographic nature.

 

[Miss Kitty]

I thought this would be of a pornographic nature.

You must be disappointed!

 

[AndrewG]

You must be disappointed!

After the fresh clitoria post everything is a disappointment wouldn't you say?