A tool indeed.
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/used-tool-purchased-1-8-million
NEW YORK - A used tool that has been on the market for several months was purchased on Tuesday for the whopping price of $1.8 million.
While it may not have set a new record, the sale price raised eyebrows, with many observers noting that $1.8 million was a lot to pay for this particular tool.
But others defended the purchase, arguing that the tool had been successfully bought and sold many times in the past.
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/used-tool-purchased-1-8-million