Wanna know how skelly gets all the lovely ladies?

[Skelly]

You know being an Unemployed Overlord has a lot of downsides to it.For example,you consistantly wonder---is this house that im breaking into to "squat" in for a while,are they gonna be home and if so will i have to kill them and even if they arent home will Domino's Pizza be able to deliver to that home? Again,there's a lot to to worry about.However,one thing that I have worked on while being Unemployed is my "love-making" When,you are a "bad boy" like myself,you have a rep that goes along with it,one of which is---the lovely ladies stay with the "bad boys" because,they are "flippin flapjackin sweet in bed"--that is what one of the many ladies told me a while ago.You have to learn the game,be a player.I prefer "Candyland",sometimes "Uno",but you always have to keep learning.It's all part of the game of lovers.By the way,"game of lovers" premieres on Playboy TV this Oct.You gotta act tough---or is it hangin' tough?,Wait,no that last one was a New Kids on the Block song. But being tough doesn't mean,being violent.Any of you guys out there pull that ****,expect one Havoc Staff of ass whoopin comin your way in the mail via FedEx!You have to be confident with "the ladies",because everyone wants to feel safe.And what woman wouldn't feel safe with a blue skinned-yellow skull evil overlord of evil,with a creamy center? But forget what I just said,why don't you listen to this song,and see for yourself.

WARNING,THE FOLLOWING IS A PARODY,HOWEVER DOES HAS SOME "LANUAGE" THAT MAY BE CONSIDERED VULGAR.

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THIS SONG IS DEDICATED TO ALL THE FINE WOMEN SKELLY HAS BEEN WITH AND TO ALL THE OTHERS IN LINE---GET A NUMBER.

 

[Kimmifunn]

OMG...not to steal your thunder skelly...but I'm doing a bridal shower for her next weekend!

 

[Skelly]

bridal shower for who?

 

[Kimmifunn]

bridal shower for who?

That girl, Nikki Cox. She's on Las Vegas.

 

[Teresa]

what romance!! :clap_1:

 

[Allifunn]

he is going to stick what in her where???

RUN Ronnie....RUN.....:roll:

 

[Teresa]

erotic tangerines...

this was the cheesiest music video I've ever seen. is this a real movie?

 

[Skelly]

From IMDB-Run Ronnie Run is a heart warming spin-off from the cult hit HBO series "Mr. Show". It is the story of Ronwell Quincy Dobbs (David Cross), who has a unique talent for getting arrest. A British television personality, Terry Twillstein (Bob Odenkirk), gets sight of Ronnie and brings Ronnie to Hollywood to get him his own TV show. Ronnie must then deal with his new life, while having to deal with missing his ex-wife that he left back home. This is a delightful comedy with countless celebrity cameos by Dave Foley, Jeff Goldblum, and Jack Black just to name a few. As well as many appearances by characters for the hit television series "Mr. Show".

 

[Teresa]

sounds entertaining! is this a TV show or new movie out? how the hell can I see it?

 

[Rudyjohn]

I love David Cross and Dave Foley (Kids in the Hall ) too. But Jack Black is not so funny to me or even in the same category. HE thinks he is tho.