Wednesday Funny!

[Will B]

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?'

The man replied, 'These are Carol's."​

:funn:​

 

[waltonco lover]

Love it! :funn:

 

[Miss Critter]

 

[Beach Runner]

T-shirt seen by hubby on a not-thin female in SoWal last week:

I BEAT ANOREXIA!

That takes some spunk! You go, girl! She's comfortable in her own body.

I want one of those t-shirts. I have gone from anorexic to not.

 

[Teresa]

:funn:good old St Peter. He thought he had heard it all.

 

[Will B]

I read the joke and thought I was having a true CRS moment until I looked at the date...12/17/08. No wonder I didn't remember posting it!

 

[Beach Runner]

Sorry. What's the message board rule for this? If there is a thread I remember from the past, should I post on that thread, or start a new one?

 

[Teresa]

Sorry. What's the message board rule for this? If there is a thread I remember from the past, should I post on that thread, or start a new one?

I guess that depends.

you definitely could have started a new one about the t-shirt.

I thought this was a new one too! which is fine, since I totally missed it the first go round.