whatzzzz happening???

[Allifunn]

People! People!

Can't you see the poor woman wants some entertainment? Unless this line of Girl Scout comments is heading into a 'Desperate Housewives' direction, I suggest we ramp up the conversation!

Top 5 tricks to Enliven a Dull Party:

1. Tell Dirty Jokes

2. Tell the hostess, "Your husband seems very happy with that girl in the closet."

3. Talk in a different accent to every new person you talk to.

4. Bring a whopee cushion.

5. Invite a drunken homosexual.

:clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: you are my hero!!!!

 

[Mango]

People! People!

Can't you see the poor woman wants some entertainment? Unless this line of Girl Scout comments is heading into a 'Desperate Housewives' direction, I suggest we ramp up the conversation!

Top 5 tricks to Enliven a Dull Party:

1. Tell Dirty Jokes

2. Tell the hostess, "Your husband seems very happy with that girl in the closet."

3. Talk in a different accent to every new person you talk to.

4. Bring a whopee cushion.

5. Invite a drunken homosexual.

or attend a beach bonfire as a drunken homosexual imposter;-)