Where did the sand go?

[kathydwells]

Am I old enough for this thread?

I've never had a problem going back to the condo or hotel after a day on the beach. How do people get so much sand in their shorts, and ultimately in their bed?

You have to be real careful, it takes a special kind of person to do it.

 

[Landlocked]

Mike,

When you have kids on the beach, it is not humanly possible not to get at least a pound of sand in your drawers.

 

[Mike B.]

Ill have to watch myself then when I do have kids and I take them to the beach. Maybe Ill line my trunks with garbage bags!

 

[Landlocked]

Ha ha. That probably wouldn't breathe too well.

 

[Mike B.]

Ahh... Good thinking! What about teflon? Nothing sticks to teflon! Great, now I cant ever have kids! I guess Ill have no one to carry on the Breen name thanks to sand in the shorts!

 

[Bob]

Go to http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0374900/quotes for some great quotes from the movie.

Wish I could go do some sweet jumps.

You got like three feet of air that time! Can I try it really quick??????

 

[Bob]

Or your shorts

Gold Bond Medicated Powder. Available at a store near you.

 

[phdphay]

We women know that all of the sand ends up in that little white lining in our swimsuit bottoms. Unfortunately, seaweed likes it there, too. GROSS!

OMG - I hear what you're thinkin'!

 

[phdphay]

Gold Bond Medicated Powder. Available at a store near you.

Or Zim's Crack Cream? Actually one of my best friend's name is Zim - we occasionally tease him about that product.

 

[hutch]

I am thinking with all of that salt, sand, and what ever ya'll might need some
"Boudreaux Butt Paste" for that rash.