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[Leader of the Banned]

When you've got this for entertainment. This pastor is trying to cure ebola by speaking in tongues. Jump to 13:45 to hear some tonguespeak. Oola asha fa la sacra Mashla fraka ooga booga.

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progre...vangelist-cures-ebola-by-speaking-in-tongues/

The following is an excerpt (sans the gibberish) of Copeland ordering the “murderous demon virus” Ebola to bow down before Jesus:

and by blessing, we destroy this murderous demon virus…
…Faith begins to shrink the mountain, and shrink the enemy. All of the sudden Ebola looks like what it actually is – it’s a little, tiny worm…
the spirit life in Ebola must bow its knee to the name of Jesus…
drive that demon devil disease out and kill it, wipe it out…​

 

[poppy]

Now this is how you get believers! Even though it has never been proven to work in the past is no reason to quit claiming it will. These guys are still trying to pray away Gay.

 

[JoeWormwood]

We can stop this eboolla dead in is tracks, but you mus listen, and share this with all you know. you have to quack like duk, cluck like chicken, bark like dog, and oink like the pig trust me this is science and it works. quack, cluckity cluck, bow wow, oink.